Rich Kaye

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

The best sermons are lived, not preached

    Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

Don't judge people by their relatives.

Behind every successful rancher is a wife who works in town.

When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

It's better to be a has-been than a never-was.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm. The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump 

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older
and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    Words that soak into your ears are whispered ... not yelled.

      Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.

Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.

Don't worry about bitin' off more 'n you can chew; your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

It's better to be a has-been that a never-was.

The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Meanness don't jest happen overnight

If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got.

Only cows know why they stampede

Always drink upstream from the herd

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

 A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere
tractor.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try  orderin' somebody else's dog around

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal
with watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some
influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.

Tellin' a man to git lost and makin' him
do it are two entirely different propositions.

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back
every now and then to make sure it's still there with ya.

Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

You cannot unsay a cruel word

When you give a personal lesson in meanness to a critter
or to a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

When you're throwin' your weight around, be
ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so
important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Every path has a few puddles.

The quickest way to double your money is
to fold it over and put it back into your pocket.

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.
(Character shows up best when tested.)

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen are defrocked,
shouldn't it follow that cowboys would be deranged?